Po: Legend tells of a legendary warrior whose kung fu skills were the stuff of legend.
Po: He was so deadly, in fact, that his enemies would go blind from over-exposure to pure awesomeness!
Po: What?
Mantis: Oh, nothing... Master Shifu.
Po: Oh, yeah, yeah.
[
imitating Shifu]
Po: You'll never be the Dragon Warrior, unless you lose 500 pounds and brush your teeth!
[
everyone except Tigress laughs]
Po: What is that noise you're making? Laughter? I never heard of it! Work hard, panda, and someday, you will have ears like mine.
Tai Lung: You can't defeat me! You... you're just a big... fat... panda!
[
He throws a weak punch, Po catches his hand by the finger]
Po: I'm not a big fat panda. I'm THE big fat panda
